The Moving Friend
"Nasrudin," a friend said one day, "I am moving to another village. Can I have your ring, so that I will remember you every time I look at it?"
Nasrudin replied, “Well, you might lose the ring and then forget about me. How about I don’t give you a ring in the first place—that way, every time that you look at your finger and don’t see a ring, you will definitely remember me.”
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Nasrudin Gets Engaged
Nasrudin got engaged to a woman. The fiancée’s mother invited Nasrudin to her house to ask him some questions.
“Tell me,” she said, “are you sure this is the first time you are getting married?”
“Yes,” Nasrudin replied, “I swear on my two kids that I have never been married before.”
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